Am I the only one who...

does this?

• Takes home the extra roll of premium toilet paper when I stay at a hotel?  Everyone takes the soaps and other stuff but if there's an extra roll of toilet paper and an extra box of Kleenex, I take those too.  I think it's mine because I paid for the room and it's included.
• Plays with their pudge?  You know what I mean, men call it their flat tire, I call it my pudge.  It's that roll of fat around my waste that I have been trying to get rid of since forever and never seems to go away, so why not play with it.  It's soft and squishy.
• Takes home extra Splenda from gourmet coffee houses?  For the prices they are charging for a hot beverage at those places, I feel that I should take extra.
• Smells a shirt or pair of pants to see if it's worth wearing one more time?